i'm back!

dang where have i been.

dude... i forgot the password.  hahaha!  i'm a nerd i know.

i just wanted to post to prove i remembered the password.  and the guy next to me (i'm in a comp lab) keeps looking over at my screen.  dude... what the heck!!! i can see you!!! ... i looked over at his too... he's looking at a beer website.

anyway.  so thats what uci students do.  check out beer websites and update their DZzzzanNNGas!

peace foos.

love, kaylene b.

fear factor

so i'd like to make this an entry about "fear factor: kaylene's friends"

Roommate: Put her in a room, tell her that there is a moth and then leave her in there for two seconds. 

(just kidding nJ!  i think you're sweeeet!!! and nice, and you wake me up to finish stuff when i fall asleep in my dickies!!!!  i think she might have carried me to my bed too i'm not sure--eitherway, she's a sweetheart)

Janae: Take a paperclip and scratch her Live Through This CD while she watches

thats all i can think of right now, but i'll keep it updated... frequently...

alright.  i'm an idiot, instead of restarting my notes which got deleted because i knocked the off switch to my power strip while i was typing i freaking xanga'd... see thats what college students do... its like if you fall of the horse and instead of getting back on right away, you go do something else like make a smoothie first.

i hate being so hungry.  man this sucks.

dude lets all talk about what it feels like when you're hungry.  so you get these oscillating pangs in your stomach... it seriously feels like your stomach is trying to digest itself.

THEN

your stomach might growl - and its kind of embarassing because your roommate will think its a fart, so you try to cover up and say it was just your chair squeaking.

THEN

you can eat something plain like yogurt, but it will taste like the BEST thing in the world because you are so hungry.  serious.

you can even eat a piece of that low carb bread made from flax and it will taste superb.  thats right i said it.  superb.

i don't know.. i just thought it would be funny to talk about something that we can all relate to.

PLEASE COMMENT.  EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.  LET US KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.  please?

  Ten years....

~Northern Star

FROM DUTCHESS' [michelle a. but there's too many friggin michelles so i'll just call her dutchess] XANGA

"Before I start my spring break, I have one more finals week commentary to add...what is up with the new blue books!?! "Use Your Imagination"...written on the cover of an EXAM book. That seriously has to be the funniest shit I have seen this whole stupid week. Thank you UCI for your finals week humor. I luvs it." (www.xanga.com/itsmichellea)

dood.

thats the awesomest thing i've ever heard.

thats like if professor freeman wrote "Hey you guys are cool" on the top of his exam.  or if Prof Schumann taped candy to the scantrons (oh wait.. freaking social ecology makes you buy your own scantrons.  eff that)

thats what i love about bio.  scantrons provided.  they figure they drive us so nuts they don't want to add the burden of buying a scantron to the list.  "oh no... now i have to buy a scantron??? i'm jumping off sci library... its the only way!"

unwritten laws

i meant to post this after finals... well... oops.
dude so there's this kid i went out with once at the beginning of the year, but haven't really talked to, but it was during finals week and dude i looked like crap. 

i mean not that i was looking to start something up.... oh heck no.  anyway i ran into him but i didn't want to say hi because dude i could deep fry a turkey on my face it was so oily...

so i pulled a "reading a newspaper" thing to get around him. i think "girl reading newspaper" is going to be my next halloween costume.

anyway.  the take home message.  even though we don't like the person just the mere fact that you went out with them, you still want to upstage them - you still want to be able to say "how you like me now bizzatch?" 

-kaylene is reading a newspaper